Hearken all ye devotees to the Cause against our Great Enemy the LMBFH Syndrome!
Rejoice! For the completion of The Temple is nigh!
In the spirit of helping more to attain mathematical nirvana, a great effort was undertaken by Miss Loi to build The Temple. Nestled amongst the fertile plains of Novena in Central Singapore a pebble’s throw from the MRT, in a secret location known only to the purest of her disciples, this is the place where she will teach the ways of the enlightened and offer salvation and joss sticks to the disillusioned masses.
Starting next Wednesday (30 May), intensive sessions (10 sessions for E-Maths/12 sessions for A-Maths) designed to cover the entire O-Level Mathematics syllabus within this June holidays will be held within the Temple grounds. To preserve the sanctity of the event, and to ensure that every single participant will receive the maximum tender loving care from Miss Loi, each session is limited to a maximum of four devotees. Furthermore, the chosen ones will get to lay their hands on the fabled exam papers as part of the course!
In view of the expected surge in spiritual fervour in response to this monumental event, devotees are encouraged to contact the High Priestess Miss Loi as soon as possible to ensure you get your deserved share of joss sticks!
The schedule, as decreed by the High Priestess, are as follows:
The timing for all sessions is 3pm-5pm.
| Date | E-Maths Topics | A-Maths Topics |
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| 30 May (Wed) |
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| 31 May (Thu) | – |
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| 1 June (Fri) |
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| 2 June (Sat) | – |
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| 4 June (Mon) |
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| 5 June (Tue) | – |
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| 6 June (Wed) |
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| 7 June (Thu) | – |
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| 8 June (Fri) |
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| 9 June (Sat) | – |
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| 11 June (Mon) |
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| 12 June (Tue) | – |
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| 13 June (Wed) |
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| 14 June (Thu) | – |
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| 15 June (Fri) |
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| 16 June (Sat) | – |
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| 18 June (Mon) |
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| 19 June (Tue) | – |
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| 20 June (Wed) |
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| 21 June (Thu) | – |
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| 22 June (Fri) | – |
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| 23 June (Sat) | – |
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So contact Miss Loi to sign up now! Miss Loi assures all devotees Kludd WILL be tamed by the time the lessons start!
2 Comments
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Haha.. you're very funny! 🙂
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Hello Kitty!