It started with a little “oink!” from a student when asked “Who was the former President of the United States?” by his teacher in class. Appalled by this apparent display of rudeness, he was sent to stand outside the classroom. Shocked and puzzled by his dismissal, the student couldn’t hold back a sneeze at a passing group of giggly girls, who giggled all the way to the tuckshop, where one of them sneezed at the fish ball noodles aunty, who in turn sneezed at a passing kitten, who in turn let out a BIG KITTY SNEEZE while being caressed by a large gathering of girls, since it was, after all, the school’s resident kitty.
