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At an emergency sitting of The Temple Parliament convened by The High Priestess today in the face of the current flying teapots crisis, a motion was passed with a 100% (1-0) majority to amend Article (1 + x)n of The Temple Constitution, requiring all to make a compulsory Jφss Sticks offering at the voting altar (see photo above).