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Cristiano Ronaldo Signs For Jφss Sticks

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According to Miss Loi’s students, some major football tournament is kicking-off tonight (which will likely result in some sleepy students and late handing up of homework for this month. Tsk tsk.).

Incidentally, during a routine scan of the list of members who’ve signed up, an eagle-eyed Miss Loi spotted a certain “Cristiano Ronaldo” on the list.

Cristiano Ronaldo Signs Up!

Portions masked to protect Cristiano Ronaldo from being spammed by the paparazzi

Since his name rings a bell even to Miss Loi’s football-illiterate ears, she reckoned that he must be a very famous player (and quite handsome too she was told).

As to why Cristiano Ronaldo was checking out Miss Loi’s maths exam papers so close to a major football tournament, it’ll probably remain a mystery for a long time to come.

Perhaps he needs more practice on quadratic curves in order to Bend It Like Beckham?

UPDATE: Miss Loi has just received word that David Beckham has signed for Jφss Sticks today!

David Beckham Signs Up!

Apparently, maths is now an integral part of a footballer’s curriculum.

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12 Comments

  1. dead_cockroach's Avatar
    dead_cockroach commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jun
    8
    Sun
    12:11am
  2. ignorantsoup's Avatar
    ignorantsoup commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jun
    8
    Sun
    12:15am
     
    2

    Maybe he wants to know how to kick the ball from Man Utd to Real Madrid.

  3. Miss Loi's Avatar
    Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jun
    8
    Sun
    10:58am
     
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    Cockcroach: Huh? As mentioned, Miss Loi is football-illiterate 😛

    Soupie: Apart from the words 'Man Utd', Miss Loi is getting a bit lost in this very, very difficult-to-understand topic ...

  4. |c3^sNoW's Avatar
    |c3^sNoW commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jun
    8
    Sun
    2:40pm
     
    4

    he muz have heard of pretty sexy miss loi n trying to win ur heart revising maths. 😀

  5. ignorantsoup's Avatar
    ignorantsoup commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jun
    8
    Sun
    3:13pm
     
    5

    Lol..Just read the news a couple of days ago..He wanted to transfer to Real Madrid ma..lol..

  6. Miss Loi's Avatar
    Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jun
    8
    Sun
    11:56pm
     
    6

    |c3^sNoW: Too bad Miss Loi prefers local asian men - she's not a SPG okay! *ahem*

    Soupie: Why do football teams often come with such bizarre names? You mean there's a fake Spanish capital somewhere?

    Miss Loi is really confused and struggling to cope with this subject now - she needs football tuition!

  7. ignorantsoup's Avatar
    ignorantsoup commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jun
    8
    Sun
    11:57pm
     
    7

    Haha don't worry Miss Loi. I am also a football noob. I just happened to flip to the sports section the other day. haha. I have no idea why the teams are called like that. i guess we need a language tutor. Haha

  8. Miss Loi's Avatar
    Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jun
    9
    Mon
    5:32pm
     
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    NEWSFLASH - David Beckham has just signed for Jφss Sticks (see post above)!

    Now, Miss Loi is impressed by the kind of wholesome activities these footballers do in their free time.

  9. Sarah Tan's Avatar
    Sarah Tan commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jun
    9
    Mon
    5:44pm
     
    9

    Maths is definitely integral to soccer. The angle where they kick the ball into the goal post, the speed they take to run to the ball, all these must calculate.

  10. tohkiatshengKEN's Avatar
    tohkiatshengKEN commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jun
    10
    Tue
    11:08pm
     
    10

    dilarang merokok!(:
    just came back from rokok-nation.
    w00ts, more cuttlefish! 😀

  11. Miss Loi's Avatar
    Miss Loi Friend Miss Loi on Facebook @MissLoi commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jun
    11
    Wed
    2:09am
     
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    Sarah: Thanks for bringing up the idea of Buddha Foot Soccer School.

    TOH KIAT SHENG KEN: Wakey wakey ... are you still high from your trip to rokok-nation?

  12. fggffggf's Avatar
    fggffggf commented in tuition class


    2008
    Jun
    20
    Fri
    5:32pm
     
    12

    I know students who use their idols' names as their email or xanga addresses, like "hey_man_love_leo_ku" which I saw somewhere the other day. So it's no surprise those who had footballer names on email addresses are just wacky teenagers who love their idols so much.

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