According to Miss Loi’s students, some major football tournament is kicking-off tonight (which will likely result in some sleepy students and late handing up of homework for this month. Tsk tsk.).
Incidentally, during a routine scan of the list of members who’ve signed up, an eagle-eyed Miss Loi spotted a certain “Cristiano Ronaldo” on the list.
Since his name rings a bell even to Miss Loi’s football-illiterate ears, she reckoned that he must be a very famous player (and quite handsome too she was told).
As to why Cristiano Ronaldo was checking out Miss Loi’s maths exam papers so close to a major football tournament, it’ll probably remain a mystery for a long time to come.
Perhaps he needs more practice on quadratic curves in order to Bend It Like Beckham?
UPDATE: Miss Loi has just received word that David Beckham has signed for Jφss Sticks today!
Apparently, maths is now an integral part of a footballer’s curriculum.
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Ole! Ole!
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Maybe he wants to know how to kick the ball from Man Utd to Real Madrid.
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Cockcroach: Huh? As mentioned, Miss Loi is football-illiterate 😛
Soupie: Apart from the words 'Man Utd', Miss Loi is getting a bit lost in this very, very difficult-to-understand topic ...
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he muz have heard of pretty sexy miss loi n trying to win ur heart revising maths. 😀
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Lol..Just read the news a couple of days ago..He wanted to transfer to Real Madrid ma..lol..
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|c3^sNoW: Too bad Miss Loi prefers local asian men - she's not a SPG okay! *ahem*
Soupie: Why do football teams often come with such bizarre names? You mean there's a fake Spanish capital somewhere?
Miss Loi is really confused and struggling to cope with this subject now - she needs football tuition!
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Haha don't worry Miss Loi. I am also a football noob. I just happened to flip to the sports section the other day. haha. I have no idea why the teams are called like that. i guess we need a language tutor. Haha
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NEWSFLASH - David Beckham has just signed for Jφss Sticks (see post above)!
Now, Miss Loi is impressed by the kind of wholesome activities these footballers do in their free time.
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Maths is definitely integral to soccer. The angle where they kick the ball into the goal post, the speed they take to run to the ball, all these must calculate.
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dilarang merokok!(:
just came back from rokok-nation.
w00ts, more cuttlefish! 😀
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Sarah: Thanks for bringing up the idea of Buddha Foot Soccer School.
TOH KIAT SHENG KEN: Wakey wakey ... are you still high from your trip to rokok-nation?
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I know students who use their idols' names as their email or xanga addresses, like "hey_man_love_leo_ku" which I saw somewhere the other day. So it's no surprise those who had footballer names on email addresses are just wacky teenagers who love their idols so much.