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Life Beyond 16

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Tuition given in the topic of Miss Loi the Tutor from the desk of Miss Loi at 11:58 pm (Singapore time)

A tear flowed from the Librarian’s eye as peace finally returned to her beloved library, ending months of suffering during The Occupation by the invading horde of chattering students.

The McDonald’s/Starbucks Manager heaved a sigh of relief as he surveyed his empty restaurant. Perhaps he can start thinking about profits now after months of mounting losses from the student-declared “1 × Ice Lemon Tea/Frappuccino = Table For A Day” campaign.

The foreign cleaner at Changi Airport wondered what had happened to all the “homeless people” who once lined the viewing mall, not realizing that many were now seated comfortably in the planes taking off on the runway beyond.

And thus we enter these laid back times, when hordes of ‘O’ Level students leave their adopted libraries, cafes, airports and The Temple behind, when the tumultuous events of the past month are but a distant memory (in fact some now doubt if they ever happened at all), and when there’s time to sit at the beach all day to mull about life beyond 16 (ok, 17 for some).

Incidentally, for the past weeks, Miss Loi has also been planning intensively for her life beyond 16, being a maths tutor by day and swapping her textbooks for these books when night comes:

Guidebooks

Where is Miss Loi going (again)?

as well as trying to squeeze the entire series of 《宮心計》 into her iPod Touch

Gotta squeeze the series in somehow ...

Gotta squeeze into that iPod Touch somehow …

Yes, as 2009 draws to a close with her last Jφss Sticks session on 16 December, that Changi Airport cleaner may yet be able to catch a glimpse of Miss Loi’s plane taking off.

As such Miss Loi shall be away

17 December 2009 − 7 January 2010
(just in time, apparently, for Judgment Day 2010!)

to live out the remainder of 2009 somewhere away from it all − away from The Temple, away from Ten-Year Series, away from Mathematics, and most certainly far away enough from any of Singapore’s 3G networks to cost her a bomb if she picks up your call.

So with next year’s Semester I Weekly Jφss Sticks Sessions schedule already out, and if you’ve been wanting all along to book a slot, or simply long to hear Miss Loi’s sweet voice, you better call her now before she

DISAPPEARS …

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OK till next time, and should you never ever hear from Miss Loi again (choy!), it’s Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year!

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