CASE NO.: 123-456789-0 DATE: 21 JULY 2008 TIME: AROUND 6.30PM SCENE OF CRIME: MISS LOI'S TEMPLE CLASSIFICATION: GANG ASSAULT DESCRIPTION:
Before Miss Loi went to the toilet:
The faithful Mr Dustbin, gobbling up sweet wrappers since 2007.
After Miss Loi returned from the toilet:
Can almost see a tear flowing from his eye.
The following (disturbing) footage was recovered from the crime scene:
Investigations are ongoing.
Meanwhile, the public is strongly advised to keep their dustbins in a safe place away from the dangerous siao cha bors in the above footage, and to vote for Miss Loi at the SG Blog Awards.
