Scene of Crime: Student’s house
Student’s Mom:
Miss Loi, do you have any H2 Chemistry tutor to recommend to my Ah Boy?
Miss Loi:
Sorry I don’t. Coz a GOOD JC Chemistry tutor is quite difficult to find.
Mom *turns to student*:
Eh Ah Boy, I thought that time you were having tuition with the other girl Chemistry tutor?
Student *looks down and whispers*
Errr … she very ugly …
Miss Loi:
Oooi! How can you say that?!
Student:
Oh it happens that she can’t teach well too.
Miss Loi:
Anyhow say one right?
Student: …
Scene of Crime: Student’s House
Student:
Eh Miss Loi, you want to know more about my new science tutor?
Miss Loi:
What?
Student:
From the top (of my house) look down, she looks like an Ah Sam (阿婶).
Miss Loi:
You’re so bad!
Student:
But when she comes up, she looks more ‘proportional’ as her face is now more ‘proportional’ to her body.
Miss Loi: … -_-
Scene of Crime: Miss Loi’s Temple
Miss Loi:
Heard that your mom has found you a new history tutor.
Student:
Yeah, she’s an 18-year-old girl – just finished A-Levels with 5 distinctions.
Miss Loi:
Wow. So is she good? Pretty?
Student *face starts to contort*
umm … ok lah … at least can entertain me.
Miss Loi: *shakes head*
Miss Loi now shudders to think what her student might be saying to the 阿婶 tutor about Miss Loi behind her back.
*Note: Actual conversations altered slightly in order to ‘get the point across’ to readers. Tsk.
