All these years, Miss Loi has not been labeled ‘The Queen of Threats’ for nothing.
Tutors (at least those who’ve been around as long as Miss Loi) will undoubtedly face lazy, act-smart, mischievous, evil (in short: LAME) students at some point in our underrated careers.
Grave tales of many a noob young aspiring tutor being reduced to an emotional heap by these merciless LAMErs serve as sombre reminders of the occupational hazards we brave tutors face each day.
As a little public service to help to all young padawan tutors caught up in a tangle with LAME students, Miss Loi shall, in the coming weeks, systematically unveil her arsenal of threats used to counter these perils to our livelihoods.
The Threat of Pwnage
When you teach, my young tutor, you must remember to pwn your LAME student at the first opportunity. Only then, will you be strong, your student retreat, and the lesson can go on.
To test their understanding, students are normally required to attempt impromptu questions in the middle of their lesson with Miss Loi.
Miss Loi: “Ok, now please try this question from your Ten-Year Series.”
LAME student: “Walau, Teacher you very good! Ask me to do question so that you can relax and SLACK at the side right?!”
Miss Loi: “You say I SLACK?! Fine. Do ALL the questions from topics X, Y, Z. We shall go through them in the next lesson so that I’ll have no time to slack!”
LAME student: “No no no … just joking. You’re not slack. =_=”
Just pwned another one last week 😉 Stay tuned for more threats!
