Meanwhile, at an underground bunker in a secret location …
General Loi Mdm! We have incoming messages!
Read them to me, Sergeant Loi!
YES MDM!
Message #1: Complimentary spa session for all new treatment package sign-ups at ABC Beauty & Slimming Centre!
Message #2: Bring a friend and get a free 1 month gym membership at XYZ Fitness!
Message #3: FREE Yoga at …
*BIG WHACK ON THE HELMET POOOOOONG!!!*
Can you please skip all the spam and read only messages from the frontline for today’s O Level EMaths Paper 2????!!!!!!!
SORRY MDM! Here are the relevant messages!
2day’s paper so easy! 😉 haha. Can get A1 🙂
What we went through yesterday came out! I dunno can get A or B but I know I improved! Thx!
I found this paper very manageable too!
Nice I can do 🙂
Oh crap I lost 6 marks liao! Miss Loi: Aiyooh …
It appears our troops have fought well today, and our Enemy seems to be retreating. However, the papers seem too easy, and I now have to brace myself for the perennial “how many marks to get A1?” question.
Listen up Sergeant Loi! For those whose mathematical journey has ended, send them my
ugly handwritingscribblings and ask them to check for mistakes!
MDM! YES MDM!
For our elite crack troops who still have to face two more days of Additional Mathematics Papers, send them this A-Maths Prayer so as to boost their morale!
MDM! YES MDM!
Hurry! Get the Apache helicopter to airdrop the leaflets now! And tell the pilot not to crash into the Woodlands field again!
MDM! YES MDM!
GANBATTE EVERYONE!