One Math Tuition Centre in Singapore to Rule Save ‘Em All
They come from all corners of our land. Making their pilgrimage to this one best math tuition centre in Singapore. To burn collectively the joss sticks that will grant them their ultimate deliverance from the terrifying nightmare that is the Last-Minute Buddha Foot Hugging Syndrome.
And on the plains of Novena in Singapore did she build a Sanctuary of Learning. To take in, tuition and care for those with the poorest of poor grades. So that they may be cleansed of their low confidence & careless mistakes, and attain their Mathematical Salvation.
Finding the Math Tuition Centre @ The Temple’s Locality in Singapore
Nestled somewhere amongst the thriving clusters of top tuition centres in Novena, Central Singapore, a pebble’s throw from the MRT, Miss Loi’s Temple offers the ways of the enlightened to the determined masses and helps the willing attain their Mathematical Nirvana.
From what used to be a secret location in Singapore known only to those purest of hearts, sprawling banners now exist to guide flocks of lost secondary/O Level sheep to their intended destination and prevent them from being waylaid by other tuition centres in the area.
And for those woefully lost among the lost sheep who will somehow still manage to HOLLAND lose their bearings in this labyrinthine enclave of top tuition centres … there’s always Google Maps.
Discovering the Math Tuition Centre @ The Temple Gates
Romantic tales abound of how students of lower socio-academic status, abandoned and exiled by their peers and teachers after failing their nth class math test, are abducted picked up outside their school gates and brought to this little sanctuary of hope.
Those who have been here speak of a gateway bathed in golden light. Beckoning them with an overwhelming pull on their mathematical consciousness from a powerful presence that lurks from within.
For here lies the very boundary where one transitions from the mortal realm of poor math fundamentals (with depressing stuff like 
😖), to the Mathematical Enlightenment 🦋 that they’ve long yearned for.
Whereupon thousands upon thousands of O Level/A Level students have stood in awe on the brink of every Judgement Day. Gazing into the brilliant, white light of a Mathematical Salvation that once seemed so distant.
Top Math Tuition Centre Amenities @ The Temple Grounds
Fully air-conditioned and furnished with the essential amenities, this little spiritual math retreat is an epitome of coziness.
As new students are dragged screaming by their parents take their first tentative steps towards the reception shrine, any lingering misgiving they may have about having math tuition here usually disappears after one look at Miss Loi’s face they take a moment to pause and feel the various parts of this tuition centre calling out to them.
It could be the welcoming waiting area with its inviting pantry. Or the soothing anime ambient soundtrack (provided Miss Loi remembers to turn it on). Or even just the rhythmic, AMSR-inducing sound of freshly-minted math tuition notes flying off full-fledged Xerox copier trays.
Together, they serve to exert a calming influence on all secondary/O Level students before they head to their chosen chamber. Some of whom may be weary from their long journeys after yet another MRT breakdown.
Attending Math Tuition @ The Temple’s Five Chambers
In a word, these sanctums are where students undergo the legendary math ritual that are Jφss Sticks Sessions. The very place to rid themselves of cardinal sins like not leaving enough time in exams to check answers.
Classroom design & tuition environment
Adorned with good luck study charms that have 保佑-ed secondary/O Level students through countless killer tests and exams, each joss sticks chamber has gone through a meticulous design thinking process.
Particularly, through an appropriate theme with the right amount of lighting, to direct students’ attention to where it should be.
In order to preserve the sanctity of the environs, each chamber has a +maximum class size (depending on the room). So that every single participant receives the maximum amount of our legendary teachings and tender loving care.
Above all, they serve to provide a conducive environment that’s not only comfortable for everyone, but at the same time ensures that they don’t fall asleep maintain their focus throughout each intensive joss sticks session.
Lastly, light snacks are always available and will be served to all. Together with doses of Miss Loi’s Exam Papers, mini-tests and endless worksheets to enhance everyone’s mathematical well-being.
+While we try as far as possible to avoid it, The Temple reserves the right to admit more students than the communicated number during crunch times, and/or due to unforeseen circumstances.
Deliverance × Enlightenment
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Shouldst not great grades be my all?
For if I shall submit to thy will
Grant Me the wisdom of thy skills.
With a common wall separating them like a perfect line of symmetry, these similar twin chambers are where students come weekly (or more) to escape from all their chains. To free themselves from years of bullying by some of the nastiest math topics in the current secondary/O Level syllabus. Whether it be number patterns, partial fractions, or even the mighty plane geometry.
What follows within these chambers though, is mostly shrouded in mystery. But it’s safe to say that even the most math-weary of them will emerge, a semester or two later, with the coveted wisdom to clear a lifetime of mathematical misunderstanding. And like many others before them, the first thing they tend to reflect on is this quote reminiscent of Lawrence Wong The Dark Knight …
Gaze with undimmed eyes
at the darkest hour
Crack of dawn
the Truth shall shimmer.
From time to time, these chambers also serve as mirror-like extensions to the Chamber of Nirvana. Especially in times of crisis when The Temple is often overrun and some of the High Priestess‘ classes spill over.
Awakening
Hear Me Now!
All blunders should be treasured
if they bring thee Wisdom somehow.
Designed with a minimalist theme to … umm … minimize distractions, this smallest of chambers is also the only one within the entire tuition centre with pretty pendant lamps. Coz we realized it wasn’t such a good idea when taller students kept hitting their heads when they stood up.
The name inscribed upon its door, however, belies the homely, Ikea-esque facade that’s so often synonymous with this chamber.
For whenever it’s not being used by the Mathematical Order, it’s also the place where errant students who didn’t do their homework get banished to (aka 打入冷宫). All in the hope that, under the watchful eyes of Sadako Loi, they would wake up their ideas 
their learning attitudes.
Since this is, after all, the Chamber of Awakeninginginginging … *fading echoes*
Salvation
Mastery spreads its golden wings
and lays the path for those unseen.
You, who were once my nightmares
Are now naught but dreams.
Without a doubt, we’re now at the largest chamber in this entire math tuition centre.
Due to its size, the massive Great Hall of Salvation regularly piques the interest of those kaypoh enough to investigate the lively (hopefully math-related) atmosphere reverberating from behind its nondescript door.
This is where those on the final legs of their long-ish journey toward Mathematical Salvation congregate to burn a thousand joss sticks, usually of the advanced upper secondary/O Level variety. Specifically those labeled with cheem-er late-stage math topics like vectors, kinematics and plane geometry.
As such, its cavernous confines often double-up as space for enlightened students to prance around and perform their little dances of joy. An especially common sight at crucial times of the year, when most 阴阳眼 of Plane Geometry are fully-opened.
Nirvana
When there is no suffering and pain
only concepts coursing through your veins
Nirvana whispers your name
… again and again.
And finally we arrive at Nirvana. The domain of the High Priestess herself, the sanctum sanctorum and some say, the main attraction at The Temple.
Bearing the Golden Symbol of Perfection upon its door, this dream-like chamber is where the High Priestess famously holds her ministries for her gathered circle of disciples.
In contrast to unpopular belief, Nirvana is far from being a crowded, dystopian “paradise lost” crammed with stressed students ruled by a Super Tutor.
Indeed, those who have spent enough time here learning to love the subject again, who now cruise through math problems without fear, will remember with fondness their days in this math tuition utopia.
After all, Nirvana always comes to all who desire it.
For the tech/online side of math tuition …
Like a LAN shop without games, the entire tuition centre is fully networked and equipped with the necessary hardware/software to ensure the consistency of all teaching material.
And through its resident high-speed wired connection, The Temple is able to live-stream hundreds of seamless online joss sticks sessions with minimal latency (at least on our end).
Because our Trusty Webmaster, who has sadly lost more Counter-Strike matches than he would’ve liked due to lag, knows the importance of a jerk-free connection 🙁
Tuition Centre Admission @ Temple Bookings
With the vast numbers of LMBFH Syndrome sufferers out there, math tuition slots at The Temple are always limited. As such, advance booking is definitely encouraged imperative to confirm your early salvation from your mathematical malady.
Before that, please refer to the latest Temple schedule for a quick look on how destined are our paths to cross each other.
