So Long, And Thanks For All The Worksheets

When smoke fills The Temple at each joss sticks session, and students get relentlessly bombarded by question after question from Miss Loi’s worksheets, few would notice a secret group of teens busily typing away in another room.

Meet C and G (names hidden to protect their identities lest they get interrogated on the whereabouts of their workplace), Microsoft Word extraordinaire and worksheet generating machines.

The indispensible G (left) and C (right)
– C happens to be a former student of Miss Loi

Part of the select few who have earned the misfortune rare honour of being trained in the dark art of drawing pretty diagrams the likes of those seen on this blog, C and G have been working feverishly behind the scenes churning out customized notes, worksheets and formula sheets and buying kopi on demand, so that Miss Loi can save time from compiling them and spend more time instead chiding helping students who can’t do the questions contained within these worksheets.

Customized notes, worksheets and formula sheets combined and compiled from various books and sources by C & G to tekan students in each joss sticks session. Beautiful works of art aren’t they?

But now the time has come for them to leave to pursue their own dreams in their respective universities, and fill The Temple with a sudden sense of emptiness with their departure.

Aftermath of the farewell lunch

Nonetheless Miss Loi would like to take this opportunity to say a BIG

for everything you girls (and those before you i.e. M etc.) have done.

The place will never be the same again without your laughter and the “Nobody nobody but chu!” that Miss Loi can hear even when she’s teaching 2-3 rooms away.

Now Miss Loi will just have to learn to become a worksheet churning machine herself 🙁

頑張って!!!

Miss Loi